I never realised just how many people are eager to lap up minute details of my life.
Had i known how my overwhelming fan base is literally working themselves up into a frenzy of anticipation, i'd have gone and get a memoir done.
Not that you'd find said memoir anywhere cause they're (obviously) exclusive and devoured before hitting the shelves, see.
So here's a lil tidbit of my much-awaited insightful take of yours truly's glam life :
"I wake up, veg out, hit some balls,preferably black (; and hot and bouncy,owh yes.then back to mindless veggin and the whole cycle repeats like a broken record caught in a loop.
Though some days (just for a twist in the ordinary bore) i tell myself i'll do a lil studying just to lessen the guilt of having slummed the whole year.Then i remember i've done half a chap on bio just 2 weeks ago and is already quite a feat seeing as as a normal functioning student,having opened a school book itself of your own accord at the absence of a teacher who's too busy cursing you anyways is frankly, astonishing.A miracle to boot.
(:
Such is the virtue of procrastination and self-reassurance."
yeap.
I'm pretty sure this is what y'all have been clamouring for.
I see the attraction.
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Had i known how my overwhelming fan base is literally working themselves up into a frenzy of anticipation, i'd have gone and get a memoir done.
Not that you'd find said memoir anywhere cause they're (obviously) exclusive and devoured before hitting the shelves, see.
So here's a lil tidbit of my much-awaited insightful take of yours truly's glam life :
"I wake up, veg out, hit some balls,preferably black (; and hot and bouncy,owh yes.then back to mindless veggin and the whole cycle repeats like a broken record caught in a loop.
Though some days (just for a twist in the ordinary bore) i tell myself i'll do a lil studying just to lessen the guilt of having slummed the whole year.Then i remember i've done half a chap on bio just 2 weeks ago and is already quite a feat seeing as as a normal functioning student,having opened a school book itself of your own accord at the absence of a teacher who's too busy cursing you anyways is frankly, astonishing.A miracle to boot.
(:
Such is the virtue of procrastination and self-reassurance."
yeap.
I'm pretty sure this is what y'all have been clamouring for.
I see the attraction.
***
Which reminds me,i'm not suppose to be blogging as according to my just-not-overly-anxious parents, everybody who's anybody can gain enough info about me to probably steal my identity or stalk me or both.
Yes,you,my reader is actualy a dysfunctional/mad/evil/obsessed/pathetic person with bad intentions.
Shame on you.
Henceforth, you shall not refer to me as wendee, who's permanently in denial as whether to choose between pancakes with maple syrup or blueberry, fumes about lack of height, and currently resides in a mad as hatters country, passing time blogging about what to blog.
As of now, i'm wd.For anonymity, see.
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You could google me.Dad does.
Do your parents google you?
Trust me, it can be a tad unnerving.
Now i'm pretty convinced he's hired a private detective on me.
That pizza boy looked suspicious if you asked me,but nobody ever does.
(;
taaaaaa.
